So work has been a complete bitch lately, with a lot of my uni assignments and exams coming up, I’m in a constant state of tiredness, sarcasm and depression. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Working the drive through is alright but over this summer we have been under siege by a local wasps nest.
As I am fucking sick of having these sons of bitches flying round my head and stinging my friends, I have decided to do battle with them. I couldn’t find the nest unfortunately although we have discovered that the glass cleaner we use at work stops them dead in their tracks and being deployed in a fine mist through the use of a spray bottle, is a very effective method for destroying them.
We now have a piece of paper in the drive thru window labeled “Wasp Kill Count”. At my last look before I left, It stood at 12 of the little bastards. I hope to see more tallies on that sheet when I go back to work. I eventually want to find the nest and duke it out with those fuckers on their home turf.
Until next time…